Dear Mr. Former President

Last year we were all about getting on Portlandia but we’re over that. Now we’ve set our sights on a new goal. It may be lofty. And it may require biking over 2,000 miles to Texas. But here it goes:

Are you neighbors with Former First Lady Barbara Bush? Is your mom a senator? Or maybe you know someone who knows someone who knows the Former President’s cousin? If so, please help get this video to our dream guest. I’ll buy you ice cream if you help!

Special thanks to Brooke Barker (of Sad Animal Facts) for illustrating me and President Bush!